No one was still stirring cuz our meal prep was bitchin’.
The containers were stacked in the fridge with care,
In hopes that those abs would finally be there.
The family all nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of kale chips danced in their heads.
When out of the pantry there arose such a clatter,
I jumped from my bed to see what was the matter.
When what to my tired eyes should appear,
A lil blonde missfit- her face filled with cheer.
She whistled & giggled and called them by name,
The unpronounceable ingredients in the bottles they came!
“No transfats, no fructose, aspartame or dyes
This sort of poison goes strait to your thighs!
Monosodium glutamate? What the heck is this?
It can cause neurological damage if taken in excess!”
She smiled at my amazed face & round little belly
And said, “you won’t need this!” As she threw out my jelly.
She was lean & fit, a right enviable girl,
Although when I thought of the challenge, I thought I may hurl.
With a wink of her eye & nod of her head
A smile & thumbs up, I knew I’d nothing to dread.
She spoke not a word as she finished her scheme,
She emptied my kitchen of anything unclean.
After giving a smile & a hug- nice n tight
Said, “Happy challenge to all- you’ve got this, all right?!”